SARAH: “Hey Cowherd, are we gonna wrestle in [soccer] practice today?”
ME: (Overhearing) “Ooh, can I watch?”
COWHERD: “What…? No… We’re on the baseball field today, anyway.”
ME: “So it’s gonna be mud wrestling?”
COWHERD: “Oh, all the things I can’t say… Balky, you’d win anyway, right? Coz you’re a badass.”

JAKE: (Taking a break from playing the ( Read more... )

ALEC: “RIGHT NOW!!”

ME: “He [the Squire from The Canterbury Tales] is eeeeviillll…!” (Makes a menacing gesture)
DREW: “…What was with the vagina tickle?” (Imitates me)
(Later, as I start writing that down)DREW: “Plagiarism, Jesse ( Read more... )

KUNZE: (About a stage direction) “Should I saunter over there?”
DREW: “Are you sure you don’t want to mosey?”

ME: (Looking at cards sloppily strewn everywhere) “What the crap card game is this?”
JAKE: (Pause) “…It’s Pinochle.”

SYD: “Who’s the Bull-Goose Looney, Stutterfuck?”
DREW: “Buh-buh-buh-buh…”

SYD: “Where would you like me to go?”
KIM: “I’ve been ( Read more... )

...Hungry for inspiration, and experience... I dunno. I mean, I am, but I also just thought that sounded kinda cool. :P

As Dane Cook (what a silly bitch ;P) put it, "There are so many things I want to let you guys into my world about."
And it's true. Because I haven't updated this in far too long. I wanna recap stuff, and I wanna just kinda ramble ( Read more... )